I wrote this after I woke up one morning. It's really a shame that I can no longer remember what the dream was about...

I saw a story on the evening news about a woman getting killed by a drunk driver on the way to work. The stupidity of the whole thing kind of pissed me off, so I just sat down and wrote this. I also have a recording of this with some background music Aaron Whiting wrote on the T&A website.

I wrote this while signing people in at a fraternity party. I was a little disappointed at how the party was going, so I started writing some of my observations about typical "partiers" on the back of the sign-in sheet. 20 minutes later, a poem is born...

Well, I don't think this really needs any explaining... The topic is kind of obvious. It started out as a song, but in the end I thought it made a better poem.

This one's personal, and I think we'll leave that way...

This is by far the cheesiest thing that I have ever written and actually put on this site. I can't get over how contrived the whole thing sounds. But, surprisingly, a lot of people have complemented me on it, so I'm leaving it up - for now...